You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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