bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
