If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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