Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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