She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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