fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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