so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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