I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
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