My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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