she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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