Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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