i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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