i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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