god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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