Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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