is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i want to swaddle you in tequila
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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