people are starting to question the shark bite story
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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