I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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