dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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