Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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