i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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