just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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