Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Who did Billy Mays play for?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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