No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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