it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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