how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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