take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
sex in a hospital.. check
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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