Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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