Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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