You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
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