You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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