She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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