he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize