he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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