Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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