another moral hangover. fuck.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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