Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Of course I have a pirate flag
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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