I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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