have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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