I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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