HIV tests are more positive than that guy
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
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