farters have to be the big spoon...
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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