so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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