What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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