i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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