it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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