I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
where am i from again
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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