So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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