come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I have aggressive nipples.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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