He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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