oh god the rape fog is back!
Non-Jews are for practice
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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