I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Acid is not a monday night drug
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
