I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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