Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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