You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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