So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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