Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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